Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 473

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dimension Hops: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Animals Bred: 150
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3661 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Crops Grown: 2477 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 4068

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Farms Harvested: 151
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Potions Brewed: 97 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Star Shards Collected: 221
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3090 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1946

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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