Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Emeralds Found: 2437
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 451642
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 292
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 5041
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Crops Grown: 2953
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7756 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Items Found: 1903
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ores Mined: 6455
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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