Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Star Shards Collected: 151

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 157

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PortalMC

    PortalMC

    Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DSBM Network

    DSBM Network

    Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinoSMP

    DinoSMP

    DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 New Chunks Explored: 838524
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • top-gaming.org

    top-gaming.org

    Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Star Shards Collected: 94
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla World Reloaded

    Vanilla World Reloaded

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MobCraft

    MobCraft

    Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ores Mined: 3550 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AztecWorld

    AztecWorld

    Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JoynCraft

    JoynCraft

    JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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