Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4417
Dragon Scales Harvested: 465 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Villages Defended: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6555
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Villages Defended: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 New Chunks Explored: 159757

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avalon

    Avalon

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Crops Grown: 5302 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metallic Box

    Metallic Box

    A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mondacraft

    Mondacraft

    Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernCraft

    TavernCraft

    TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6820 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineScape

    MineScape

    IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4968 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ores Mined: 2894

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Badcraft

    Badcraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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