Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Ores Mined: 9874 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineFrost Network

    MineFrost Network

    MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 82 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9097 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchantments Applied: 291
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Potions Brewed: 75
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 85612 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9264
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ChaosCraftMC

    ChaosCraftMC

    A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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