Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Crops Grown: 8888
Meteorites Collected: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 67

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Zombie Dances: 9 Enchantments Applied: 266
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LeviathanOG

    LeviathanOG

    The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexalMC

    VexalMC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transcendence Survival Project

    Transcendence Survival Project

    We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OhanaCraft

    OhanaCraft

    We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchNet

    GlitchNet

    GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3169 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NZ Server

    NZ Server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 123 Villages Defended: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2743
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Renderite

    Renderite

    Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5527 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Project New Tomorrow

    Project New Tomorrow

    WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Billionaire City

    Billionaire City

    OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Germania

    Germania

    Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ComfyMC

    ComfyMC

    Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft

    SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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