Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 94908
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Secret Passages Found: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 156
Love Letters Sent: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Emeralds Found: 8648
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 48
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 9092
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8830 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 186 Mines Excavated: 2412
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9073 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 56
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4417 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Crops Grown: 7780 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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