Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchantments Applied: 157
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Villages Defended: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Emeralds Found: 1774
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 428
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Ores Mined: 2576 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCPlayNetwork

    MCPlayNetwork

    Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4437 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 217327

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HowlMC

    HowlMC

    HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • JNJ Network

    JNJ Network

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Some

    Some

    Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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