Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Void Gems Collected: 22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8703 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PumpkinSMP

    PumpkinSMP

    The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • unGODLY SMP

    unGODLY SMP

    As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Farms Harvested: 882
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Legend of the Wild

    Legend of the Wild

    We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ozryn Middle School

    Ozryn Middle School

    OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AetherConquest

    AetherConquest

    Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magic Items Found: 3163
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AusGG

    AusGG

    AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrakesCraft Network

    DrakesCraft Network

    Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Crops Grown: 7744
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfastMC UHC Survival

    HalfastMC UHC Survival

    Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Items Found: 1867
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SonOyuncu Network

    SonOyuncu Network

    Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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