Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 593357 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Void Gems Collected: 35 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Players Killed by Monsters: 7969 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Farms Harvested: 999 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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