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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5166 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!