Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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