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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5702 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).