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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

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