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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Crops Grown: 4988 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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