Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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