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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Towns Built:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2033	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	12

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Love Letters Sent:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4360	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	3241
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mines Excavated:	3798
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

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Kingdoms MC

Features:

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

DadGoneMinecraftServer