r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Animals Bred:	171	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3119	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Mines Excavated:	2785	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1688
Ores Mined:	2422	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2929
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.