Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY