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Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WeekCraft Warriors

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On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Eco Trash Bash

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CatCraftHideout

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	4540
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMindz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

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Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

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The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Banana Sandwich: Where even your bread is fruity! Join for chaos, laughs, and questionable sandwich fillings!

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Minecraft Server Overview
2-month-old SMP, whitelisted and just moved into a server looking for some more active and dedicated members. Friendly to new players. Average age range = lower 20s but have a wide range
1.21.1 Server (Hermitcraft inspired)
Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Dedicated player base + Fun events
Diamond economy
Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Basic rules include no griefing, no cheating, etc…
What is the average age range of players on the server?	Lower 20s, but there is a wide range of ages
Is the server friendly to new players?	Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
New Chunks Explored:	75125	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have regular updates, we have “Tour de Inferno” Special Programs that will blow your mind! Watch our Dev Face-to-Face videos where we discuss Zenless Zone Zero like it’s the meaning of life.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming events where you can check in daily for double drops and witness the Overlord’s Feast like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFE for some epic loot!

And if you need resources and useful links, we’ve got you covered with our ZZZ-drawpile and ZZZFriends. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5