R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	202	Villages Defended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3093	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	478	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1782	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	7358	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com