R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ores Mined:	7847
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	112
Villages Defended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3635	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	8901	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	8410	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crops Grown:	6467	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.