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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crops Grown:	8663	Buildings Constructed:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3602	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	28895
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	9890
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7923	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Buildings Constructed:	44	Potions Brewed:	172
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8037	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	142
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Animals Bred:	167
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!