R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mines Excavated:	1348
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Animals Bred:	105	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	3531

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.