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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1832 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5448 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8173 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except without the lava pits (well, most of the time).
Plus, our server has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for fried players. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds are forever, but our server is for life!