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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 531 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 959 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.