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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6486 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 548 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.