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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
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