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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1405 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 865 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.