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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 101 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.