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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5729 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 450 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 3870 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2748 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.