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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7373 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8798 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.