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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7785 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.