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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9311 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.