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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3979 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.