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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7843 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 64 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5186 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.