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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.