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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9552 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 986475 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 904 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.