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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 219 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.