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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4491 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 199 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.