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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6297 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.