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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5957 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.