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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4533 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.