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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3679 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Votes: | 6212 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.