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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8097 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.