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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9407 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.