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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7625 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.