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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4563 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 9079 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 8678 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.