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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7239 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Magic Items Found: | 5639 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.