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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.